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IRISH CAR BOMB BROWNIES
3 1/2 ounces semi sweet chocolate
4 oz unsalted butter, browned
4 eggs, at room temp
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar, packed
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder (I used Valrhona)
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1 cup all purpose flour
3 oz Guinness
1 tablespoon Bailey’s
1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon Jameson
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips


Preheat oven to 350F. Sift together the flour and cocoa powder. Meanwhile, melt the chocolate in a bowl over boiling water.  In a small pan over medium heat, melt the butter until it just turns golden brown.  Pour the brown butter into the bowl of chocolate, scraping the pan to get the brown bits (this prevents it from overcooking), then add the Guiness, Bailey’s, and 1 tablespoon of Jameson.  Beat together the eggs and sugar until thick and shiny (2 minutes). Continue beating on low while adding flour mixture and wet ingredients alternatively.  Do not over mix. Fold in the chips. Pour into a buttered and floured 9 x 13 pan. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes, then sprinkle about 2 oz of Jameson over the brownies.  Continue baking for another 5 minutes and take the brownies out of the oven. If you want them really boozy, while the brownies are still hot, sprinkle another 2 oz of Jameson over them.  Serve the brownies with Whiskey Whipped Cream.


WHISKEY WHIPPED CREAM
1 cup heavy whipping cream, very cold
1 tablespoon sugar
1 oz whiskey (or a little more if you like)
Whip together the cream and sugar until very thick, but not holding its shape yet.  Add the whiskey, and continue beating until soft peaks form. Enjoy!


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tipsybartender:

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IRISH CAR BOMB BROWNIES
3 1/2 ounces semi sweet chocolate
4 oz unsalted butter, browned
4 eggs, at room temp
1 cup white sugar
1 cup brown sugar, packed
1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder (I used Valrhona)
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1 cup all purpose flour
3 oz Guinness
1 tablespoon Bailey’s
1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon Jameson
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips


Preheat oven to 350F. Sift together the flour and cocoa powder. Meanwhile, melt the chocolate in a bowl over boiling water. In a small pan over medium heat, melt the butter until it just turns golden brown. Pour the brown butter into the bowl of chocolate, scraping the pan to get the brown bits (this prevents it from overcooking), then add the Guiness, Bailey’s, and 1 tablespoon of Jameson. Beat together the eggs and sugar until thick and shiny (2 minutes). Continue beating on low while adding flour mixture and wet ingredients alternatively. Do not over mix. Fold in the chips. Pour into a buttered and floured 9 x 13 pan. Bake for 35 to 40 minutes, then sprinkle about 2 oz of Jameson over the brownies. Continue baking for another 5 minutes and take the brownies out of the oven. If you want them really boozy, while the brownies are still hot, sprinkle another 2 oz of Jameson over them. Serve the brownies with Whiskey Whipped Cream.


WHISKEY WHIPPED CREAM
1 cup heavy whipping cream, very cold
1 tablespoon sugar
1 oz whiskey (or a little more if you like)
Whip together the cream and sugar until very thick, but not holding its shape yet. Add the whiskey, and continue beating until soft peaks form. Enjoy!


TAG ALL YOUR FAVORITE INSTAGRAM DRINK PHOTOS AND VIDEOS WITH: #TIPSYBARTENDER


#drinkporn #cocktail #foodporn #drink #food #liquor #alcohol #booze #cocktails #whiskey #jameson #baileys #guinness #chocolate #brownies

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amaresu:

sexymounties:

masteradept:

blaquerose:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I don’t know if these are “ramen hacks” so much as they’re “how you cook ramen.”

Am I the only one…. confused by this?

Not confused, just shit we been doing for years. I never made ramen like the package said to, I learned from Moms.

So here’s the thing about Maruchan and Top Ramen. Yes there is better ramen available. You buys those because you’re desperately poor. When I’m completely completely broke I can buy a week’s worth of ramen for $1. If that’s where I’m at, I can’t afford mushrooms, bok choy or green onions. When I *can* afford those things the last thing I want to eat them with is more goddamn ramen. Especially cause after a week or more of eating at least one ramen based meal a day you start to feel really unwell.

This.

hauntednipples:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

Whaaat..

Um……

nowyoukno:

Now You Know you can give yourself hallucinations using 2 ping pong balls and a radio. (Source)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know you can give yourself hallucinations using 2 ping pong balls and a radio. (Source)

alwaysideways:

teamfreekickass:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

erikats-eridaves:

pernicious-monarchs:

erikats-eridaves:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this. 

could we just not be dicks and torture people and use this breathing water for more practical needs? like being mermaids perhaps? seriously guys, something cool gets found and you find ways to use it to fuck with other people. stop fucking doing that! seriously! 

alwaysideways:

teamfreekickass:

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

erikats-eridaves:

pernicious-monarchs:

erikats-eridaves:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

FACT:

This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.

You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed

You all needed to know this. 

could we just not be dicks and torture people and use this breathing water for more practical needs? like being mermaids perhaps? seriously guys, something cool gets found and you find ways to use it to fuck with other people. stop fucking doing that! seriously!